grypez ov uh gramarien..

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Let me tell you a secret. I am a grammarian and I am also a spelling nazi. The title caused me physical and mental pain to type.

There they’re on their holiday but ware the were, who knows where it is?

The mayor has a mare.

Aren’t homophones fun?

Shall I continue?

The point of this is that people should proofread their emails, texts, and websites because I am watching. I am always watching.

I am not really always watching – just sometimes.

I could be a superhero vigilante named ‘The Grammarian’ and my skill could be ninja strikes on bad grammar. That is how I cope with this fractured grammatical reality.

so next thyme ewe useincorekte spelinge or granma, I am planning my sneak attack.

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